2010-01-31 [Nekko Fox]: Oh really?

2010-01-31 [Mordred]: Yep, indeed. I've got two stories listed on Used Daily Sex Stories and one listed on Used Daily Sex Stories2. <:

2010-01-31 [Nekko Fox]: Hm....

2010-01-31 [Mordred]: Hm? Is this "hm" accompanied by the requisite chin-stroking?

2010-01-31 [Nekko Fox]: Sounds like you need sex.

2010-01-31 [Mordred]: Psh. That goes without saying.

2010-01-31 [Nekko Fox]: *winks*

2010-01-31 [Mordred]: Heheheh. Good to know some things haven't changed. You're still as adorable as ever.

2010-01-31 [Nekko Fox]: *Blushes ever so gently*

2010-01-31 [Mordred]: Awww~ -snuggles-

2010-01-31 [Nekko Fox]: Meep!

2010-01-31 [Doll]: *throws up a handful of confetti* tah dah!! [Mordred] i fixed your badge area to correctly say 3 times rather then twice ^_^

and should any one not like the wording or order of badges, i really dont mind personalizing persons' badge areas as they like ^_^

2010-01-31 [Mordred]: Thanks, [Doll]~ I appreciate it. <3

2010-01-31 [Doll]: no problem at all ^_^

2010-02-01 [Mordred]: I'm glad DSS is back up and running. <: Maybe I'll submit new stories soon. :'D

2010-02-02 [Rushuna]: its all neat and tidy now... o.O

2010-02-02 [Nekko Fox]: I'm glad you took my suggestion about categorizing them by author, it's really easy to find stories now! ^_^

2010-02-02 [Doll]: it was a good idea ^_^

2010-02-02 [Nekko Fox]: Well, I guess you'll just be my Muse!

2010-02-02 [Doll]: ^_^ thats a nice thought...

2010-02-02 [Nekko Fox]: *Pats your head* Ever heard the band Within Temptation?

2010-02-02 [Doll]: i dont believe i have

2010-02-02 [Nekko Fox]: Their song The Howling is sexy >_>

You'd like it.

2010-02-02 [Mordred]: -butts into conversation- UGH. YES. WT is awesome. <3 [Doll], you must listen to them. *3*

2010-02-02 [Doll]: lol, ok... am doing, am doing ^_^

2010-02-03 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: my favourite is "Our Solemn Hour"

2010-02-03 [Nekko Fox]: Our Solemn Hour and The Howling are Sexy Tracks.

2010-02-03 [Mordred]: "The Howling" is awesome. "Stand My Ground" is also really good. Their one album, The Silent Force, is my favorite.

2010-02-03 [Your Brompton Cocktail]:

i like nipples!!!

2010-02-03 [Mordred]: Good to know! :'D I like 'em too! Well...if they're man-nipples, that is.

2010-02-03 [Nekko Fox]: Funny, I HAVE MAN NIPPLES!

2010-02-03 [Mordred]: Then I like your nipples! :'D

2010-02-03 [Nekko Fox]: Oh?

2010-02-03 [Mordred]: Well, yes. I said that I liked man-nipples, and you have man-nipples. Therefore, it follows that I rather enjoy your nipples. <:

2010-02-03 [Doll]: good point >.>

2010-02-03 [Nekko Fox]: T.t

2010-02-03 [Mordred]: -cuddles Nekko- <3

2010-02-04 [Nekko Fox]: *whimperS*

2010-02-04 [Mordred]: Was that a bad thing? D':

2010-02-04 [Nekko Fox]: No, I'm just not used to that kind of attention

2010-02-04 [Mordred]: Aww, I find that difficult to believe. <3 You're still way too adorable for words. *3*

2010-02-04 [Nekko Fox]: Myuu...

2010-02-04 [Mordred]: Whaaat? -hugs-

2010-02-17 [lyon's mane]: ...........

*pounces nekko*

2010-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: EEP!

2010-02-17 [lyon's mane]: *grins* well....ello there fuzzy

2010-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: *Blinks*

2010-02-17 [lyon's mane]: *ruffles your hair* yes?

2010-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: Myuu...

2010-02-17 [lyon's mane]: *smiles* no worries, eh pup?

2010-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: Not yet

2010-02-17 [lyon's mane]: *nods* good good. got any new stories for me to read?

2010-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: Nope

2010-02-17 [lyon's mane]: awww........

2010-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: Half done.

2010-02-18 [lyon's mane]: well, thats good at least. hope everything is good over on your end.

2010-02-18 [Nekko Fox]: Ayerp,

2010-02-19 [lyon's mane]: *nods and hugs you* good. now i expect that paper on my desk in the next two weeks, so get to work manslave.

2010-02-19 [Nekko Fox]: http://denver.craigslist.org/for/1607536204.html

2010-02-19 [lyon's mane]: haha!

2010-02-19 [Nekko Fox]: Aww, they took it down.

2010-02-20 [Doll]: aw, what was it? O.o

2010-02-20 [Nekko Fox]: Funny

2010-02-20 [Doll]: -_- thank you for the vague reply...

2010-02-20 [Nekko Fox]:


AIR (Denver)
Date: 2010-02-18, 8:37PM MST
Reply to: sale-qutkn-1607536204@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


HOLY SHIT! Is that what I think it is? You bet your ass it is! AIR! 100% household air! And I'm giving it to you for free! FREE FUCKER! As in zero dollars! Not a dime out of your pocket! You like that don't you? You bet you do. And, I shit you not, there is a LOT of stuff in this air too! Hell, it has nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, and shitload of noble gases such as helium, argon, krypton, neon, zenon and radon. And, you better sit down for this shit, there's water vapor in it too! Can you believe I'm giving this shit away for FREE?! And it's disgustingly useful too! Know what it does?

It aids in the combustion of your engine!

Keeps your body functioning!

Keeps your pets alive!

Keeps you tires pressurized!

Makes the balls in your favorite sports games hold their shape!

This shit also helps make rain! Did you know that? Fuck yeah it does! And here's the kicker! When you go outside to fly a kite, that shit that keeps your kite up in the air and soaring majestically, spurring on written prose that rivals the Iliad and the Prophecies of Jesus? IT'S FUCKING AIR! You can point up at that bitch to any random asshole and say, "Hey! Got this shit off Craigslist." And they'll be all "What? The kite?" and you can laugh and say, "Fuck no, you can get kites at fucking Wal-Mart or some shit. I'm talking about this dope ass AIR!" and their minds will be blown.

You'll be the envy of your friends. Your enemies will be jealous! Your girlfriend or boyfriend will find you more sexually appealing, all with this little thing called AIR! And did I mention this shit is FREE?! And do you have to pay for shipping? HELL NO! Do you have to come out here to get it? SCREW THAT! Should you expect me to come knocking on your door like some deranged prowler? NUH UH! If you want this FREE AIR all you gotta do is this: Go outside (if you're feeling adventurous and awesome) Or even stay inside (If you're too awesome to bother moving). Still with me? Now expand and contract your diaphragm. I know it's a big word, kids, but stay with me on this. It's that muscle under your gut, just above your crotch. Just keep moving that fucker, and man you will be FEELING THIS SHIT! Your un-oxygenated blood will replenish, the blue will leave your lips, and no shit, you can sing. SING! Did I mention that this FREE AIR can help you SING!?! IT'S TRUE! I know, by now you are not only astounded and amazed, but also seriously leery about the legitimacy of this deal. Well let me tell you what, I wouldn't lie to you, especially about this. This shit is so cash, it's free, and it will rock your socks.

Believe me, this isn't something you just pass up. If you've been living in a frictionless vacuum, this is the shit for YOU! It's FREE! It's HERE! And you can get it whenever you want it! Fuck, you don't even have to be awake to use this shit! YOU CAN BE ASLEEP AND YOU CAN ENJOY AIR TOO! "No fucking way!" Yeah, fucking way! This is some serious shit, and YOU NEED THIS SHIT NOW! And once you start, you're hooked. I tried quitting my FREE AIR, but I can't. It's too damn GOOD!! Does it cost anything after you're hooked? NOPE! This shit is dope, and it's stays free, FOREVER! So, enjoy the hell out of this stuff, because YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME no matter what!

ENJOY THIS SHIT!

2010-02-20 [Doll]: lol, lovely ^_^

2010-02-20 [Nekko Fox]: *Nodnod*

2010-02-20 [Doll]: i so would have bought it >.>

2010-02-20 [Nekko Fox]: I'm a good salesman.

2010-02-22 [Doll]: i dont know which story to post main page -_-
and my mind is getting all *makes a weird noise*, its early... i'll read more later i suppose and see if i can find one that is to my liking at the moment -_-
suggestions are welcome though...

2010-02-22 [Nekko Fox]: Sex

2010-02-23 [lyon's mane]: *does pelvic thrusts to the air*

2010-06-01 [lyon's mane]: *shoots the picture* make it go away!

2010-06-01 [Nekko Fox]: Hey, don't waste ammo shooting the picture. The guy in it is already dead.

OH, ZING!

2010-06-01 [lyon's mane]: but but but.....GAH! its everywhere!!!

2010-06-01 [Nekko Fox]: Report him for spamming.

2010-06-03 [lyon's mane]: bah, too lazy....

2010-08-05 [michaellyonheart]: hmm

2010-10-14 [SongOfShadows]: ok.. does anyone remember a sex story about a guy and his two daughters? they seduce him and his brother; their uncle.. can't find it anywhere.. i remember it was very well written..

2010-10-14 [Nekko Fox]: Was it a written work here on Fake, Elfpack, or Elftown? Or was it a publicly published work on another website?

2010-10-14 [SongOfShadows]: i'm thinkin it was here... i may have been EP.. i'll have to check..

2010-10-14 [Nekko Fox]: Definitely something to look into.

2010-11-04 [ShaKaiMonea]: Its called daddys naughty daughters

2010-11-08 [SongOfShadows]: yeah.. i found it the other day.. lol.. thanks though.. it's actually on both sites

2011-04-01 [Doll]: *made a picture go away* omg... i was so sick of seeing that thing

2011-04-01 [Doll]: oh, and so sorry for my absence and that no one else has been dealing with this for the main page :/
i'm back, at least momentarily... so i can change out the stories on the main page, who cares to choose them for me?

2011-04-02 [Nekko Fox]: I do! Primary Intimacy by Slaughter was a good one!

2011-04-02 [Doll]: Aye, aye Captain!
*goes off to post*

2011-08-27 [Nekko Fox]: I want to add a story to this collection. Boys will be Boys (I don't know why I didn't think to add this here before)...

2011-08-28 [Echo]: Added!

2011-08-28 [Nekko Fox]: YAY!

2011-09-18 [Wynter]: Meeting Edge, please add & thanks :-)

2011-10-24 [TidusBMatthews]: Anthrorgasmic my first story add and tell me what you think.

2011-11-08 [Heart Failure]: The State of Dreams please add to the daily sex story. :)

2011-11-08 [Echo]: Congrats [TidusBMatthews] for having your story featured.

2011-11-11 [TidusBMatthews]: Thank you very much, its a great honor! Ive got a second one ready to go.   Anthrorgasmic: threesome

2011-12-21 [Echo]: Congrats [Heart Failure] for having their story The State of Dreams featured!

2011-12-25 [Heart Failure]: Thank you so much! =)

2012-03-04 [Lady Adrasteia]: I'd like to have mine added to. thanks :) Melonie's Birthday Surprise

2012-03-23 [Lady Adrasteia]: how exactly are we to add it to the list if theres no edit button? there are so many "holes" in fake now days. hope you guys get busy and get everything done.this site isnt as it once was :/

2012-03-23 [Nekko Fox]: There was too much drama and bullshit and it drove away good people from this site.

2012-03-23 [Nekko Fox]: The "Owner and Operator" of this wiki hasn't been seen in nearly three months.

2012-03-23 [Lady Adrasteia]: yea i just saw that o.0 gah its the same with the contests too.

2012-03-24 [Nekko Fox]: This is why admins and mods need to do two things : 1.) Stick around to do your job or find someone willing to do it for you and 2.) Disassociate from the drama.

2012-03-24 [Lady Adrasteia]: yes! i totally agree. i mean staff who arnt intrested in fake anymore need to hire other people that actually want to be here and make fake a better site.

2012-03-24 [Nekko Fox]: It's a pity that FAKE! has been on the decline for a while; poor moderation, lazy guards, admins disappearing...

2012-03-24 [SongOfShadows]: the biggest problem is that people move on... alot of ppl that used to do alot of work here have lives, jobs and babies now... it's inevitable.. noone really spreads the word about an online network for horny ppl who like to write.. lol.. it's unfortunate.. but it's life

2012-03-24 [Nekko Fox]: And yet dozens of sites like SoFurry and similar have worked and thrived for eight years and more. It's not difficult, really. If you can't attend to your responsibilities (volunteered or otherwise), then pass them on to others. However, word could be spread a little better.

2012-03-24 [Lady Adrasteia]: i agree my furry lil fox :)

2012-03-24 [Nekko Fox]: Kyuu

2012-03-24 [SongOfShadows]: yeah... but furry is a kink that is still popular.. we are a vague place that doesn't really have a special kink to sell... lol

2012-03-24 [Nekko Fox]: No, it's more all-encompassing. It just needs a little more advertising.

2012-04-01 [_Link_01]: can you write me a pov femdom story, were i am kidnapped strapped down and giving everything from chastisy to urethra fingering denial post orgasm handjobs and bj, multiple woman and my kicker they all wear a watch and other hand accessories cauese with some reserch they found out i have a rings, schrunchis, sports watch, braclets, and hairties on the wrist hand accessories fetish, and im kept tied for years if not life, im gagged anytime i talk and left gagged for days each time i do it and i get enemas and male gspot fingering, im always givin post orgasm torture yet they check their watches rather then notice i came and am struggling to move etc etc? if you cant write a long story like that idk who could

2012-04-01 [Nekko Fox]: That's a super complicated story with a lot of varying kinks and fetishes thrown in. Trying to make that a functioning story for free is pushing it in my book, but you can ask around.

2012-04-09 [Nekko Fox]: Cerulean, serioulsy ,stop copypasta posting. Just say "Here's my story" and leave it at that, you sound like one of those whiny teenagers that bleeds for attention. Not warranted here.

2012-04-10 [Lady Adrasteia]: lmao yea its not as if the guards even update the page anyway :P *licks nekkos ear* hey love

2012-04-10 [Nekko Fox]: *shivers* TEASY!

2012-04-10 [Lady Adrasteia]: *giggles and runs my hand down the pup's tail*

2012-04-10 [Cerulean Sins]: I'm sorry if I was annoying you with my posts, [Nekko Fox]. I won't do it again and I've deleted my posts.

2012-04-10 [Nekko Fox]: Are you serious?

I'm not a mod or an admin for this page.

I'm merely saying that saying things like 'if you don't like it just delete it' is a bit passive aggressive and sophomoric.

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2012-08-08 Justice: dumb and suffer from A.D.D.talkin bout Games album floeppd smhif you paid attention you'd know Game always does BIG numbers in the end.. by the time the tour is over the shit'll be 3 times platinum just like before.. Games sales always started off slow but hes always eventually did nothing less than 3X platinum..1st week sales or 100th week sales.. SALES IS SALES NIGGA stfu

2012-08-08 ^Faggot dumbass: I'm going to post random stupid shit because I have nothing better to do, and refuse to follow the basic concepts taught in grade school, including (but not limited to) spelling, grammar, and punctuation! Honestly, I ought to be stabbed in the mouth and skull-fucked by an angry baboon, so worthless are my posts! Dear god, I am so dead inside, I feel wind passing through my hollow shell of a body. Uncertainty haunts my everything and death is a welcome relief to the toil and misery of continuing the burden our society as a whole!

2012-08-08 [Nekko Fox]:

Seriously though, what the fuck am I reading?!

2012-08-08 [D.K. Moubitt]: no freaking clue >.>

2012-08-08 [Nekko Fox]: Like seriously, if what got posted in the past eleven hours is supposed to be a sex story, I think they should try and rework it a bit. Not too many people get off on a gibberish, ya know? >_>

Kind of a niche market.

2012-08-08 [D.K. Moubitt]: dunno but I think I should make it so that this page is no longer exported

2012-08-12 [Dreams of a savage nature]: finally uploaded a new one! :-)

2012-08-12 [D.K. Moubitt]: I'll definitely give it a read :D I always love reading new submissions ^_^

2012-08-12 [Fallen King]: ill get a new one in asap but dont wanna rush art :) gotta give the reader a piece to catch and keep there attention

2012-08-12 [D.K. Moubitt]: Always welcome. I love new sotries ^_^

2012-08-27 [TidusBMatthews]: I'be gotten my stories picked twice! Yippee! But now. I gotta right more. Lol

2012-08-27 [D.K. Moubitt]: lol congrats ^_^

2012-09-03 [D.K. Moubitt]: List has been updated. Any stories from members who are banned or have been inactive for more that 50 days have been removed.

2013-02-07 [~Nox~]: Hope y'all enjoy, this was my firs time writing something so dirty ;)

2013-02-18 [~Nox~]: Umm wtf why was mine taken off the page?

2013-02-18 [~Nox~]: recanted lol, nevermind ^#^

2013-02-18 [D.K. Moubitt]: Lol its okay

2013-04-10 [~Nox~]: Eh I need to get to writing some more

2013-04-12 [D.K. Moubitt]: That'd be a good idea. I'm going to eventually run out of submission without some writers

2013-04-12 [~Nox~]: lol hey guilt is up there ;)

2013-04-13 [D.K. Moubitt]: Oh it'll likely be up before too long

2013-04-28 [~Nox~]: *whistles innocently*

2013-04-29 [Sammie h]: Lol. :)

2013-05-11 [D.K. Moubitt]: Sorry for the delay folks! Daily Sex Story will pick up again soon. I'm in the process of reading the newest submissions now.

2013-05-12 [Sammie h]: Ahh its ok, but if you ever need a hand, I know what to do. :)

2013-05-12 [D.K. Moubitt]: I'll keep that in mind :)

2013-05-13 [Sammie h]: Ok hun. :y x

2013-05-31 [~Nox~]: he he I feel like I should write more often ^^

2013-06-06 [D.K. Moubitt]: You definitely should. We could use all the new stories that we can get. Sammie you too :)

2013-06-16 [~Nox~]: so when is the next one?

2013-07-22 [~Nox~]: Look as much as I love seeing my story up there for like two months straight, isn't it time for a new one lol?

2013-08-11 [Sammie h]: And still no story.........

2013-08-13 [~Nox~]: I know right =P

2014-04-19 [NerdyGothCurves]: Page is officially updated. All applicants gone from their account for more than 50 days has their stories deleted. Dont forget to enter a hot sexy story and have a chance for it up on the main page!!!!! :D

2014-06-15 [~Nox~]: Lol Nekko I think your gonna win XD

2014-06-15 [Nekko Fox]: Hahaha ^_^

2014-06-15 [~Nox~]: I need to hurry my ass up and finish treason so you'll have some semblance of compition

2014-06-15 [Nekko Fox]: I'm finishing another chapter of Boys Will Be Boys.

2014-06-15 [NerdyGothCurves]: we need more stories. we are running out :(

2014-06-17 [~Nox~]: Lol I've been trying to write, but so far only shorts have come out

2014-06-18 [NerdyGothCurves]: short stories are ok :)

2014-06-18 [Nekko Fox]: I'm about half done with the second chapter of Boys Will Be Boys.

Hope you guys like gay cub porn.

2014-06-18 [NerdyGothCurves]: O.o

2014-06-18 [Nekko Fox]: :3

2014-06-20 [~Nox~]: How short lol, I mean the stuff I've already submitted was hella short, like maybe 1 or 2k max

2014-06-20 [~Nox~]: Let me know if that's too short

2014-06-20 [NerdyGothCurves]: thats fine :)

2014-07-10 [~Nox~]: I'll get to work on some more short stories and flash pieces to fill up the empty page XD

2014-07-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: :) i was thinking maybe i could add some too

2014-07-11 [~Nox~]: Dooo it, by wouldn't that be a conflict of interest? XD

2014-07-12 [NerdyGothCurves]: I'm not sure

2014-07-12 [NerdyGothCurves]: ALL OUT OF STORIES!!!! OH NOS!!!

2014-07-13 [Nekko Fox]: I'm still writing ;_;

2014-07-15 [Hardee Har har]: I've got something. I'll have it available soon

2014-07-15 [NerdyGothCurves]: :)

2014-07-16 [Nekko Fox]: DONE!

Boys Will Be Boys: Snow Day

2014-07-16 [Nekko Fox]: Maybe if we had a 'Weekly' sex story, we could have made this last a touch longer :P

2014-07-17 [NerdyGothCurves]: yes well i was gonna do that but as i asked fakers all over when they were online ppl liked daily so i made it 2x a week thing. but at least we got something out of it :)

2014-07-17 [Nekko Fox]: This is true.

2014-07-17 [Caramela]: So like, do I add my story to the wiki or send it to you o.O

2014-07-17 [Nekko Fox]: I say yes to both!

2014-07-17 [NerdyGothCurves]: you add it to the wiki :)

2014-07-18 [Caramela]: I did it!

2014-07-18 [NerdyGothCurves]: yay!

2014-07-18 [Caramela]: ^_^

2014-07-18 [NerdyGothCurves]: :3

2014-07-18 [Caramela]: *glomps* We need a writer's guild!

2014-07-18 [NerdyGothCurves]: indeed :) i was thinking of throwing my pieces in there except i dont want ppl stealing them lol

2014-07-26 [Stephen]: Making it so a story has to be written by the nominator makes it very difficult to actually get nominations.

If you're concerned about using something stolen or copyrighted, look for it on Google - if someone's stealing it, it's quite likely from a site found via Google.


On that note, I'm going to go and nominate everything listed on Bedtime Stories Collection.

2014-07-26 [Nekko Fox]: YAY!

2014-08-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: All members have been badged for the nomination and posting of all their stories in the Bedtime Stories Collection.

2014-08-17 [~Nox~]: thar, stuff to read

2015-12-27 [Deleted user]: Club story this is my story, don't know if anyone thinks it is any good...

2015-12-27 [NerdyGothCurves]: apply for it and ill post it

2016-05-16 [Hardee Har har]: I've multiple stories I can post. Can I put them in a single wiki or would that not work?

2016-05-16 [NerdyGothCurves]: send them to me and ill put them up since i take care of the dds and sotw

2017-07-26 [Hardee Har har]: more stories coming.
I'm back from vacation and will ship ashes more as soon as I can.

2017-07-26 [NerdyGothCurves]: alright ill be waiting